
The Couch with the Drinking Problem
Vincent Semidey
In the house
Had this couch.
It was old and tattered
Never wanted to get clean.
​
It smelled
With an odor
That would sting everyone's nose
No scent could relieve it.
​
It ruined everything
Nothing looked good in the house,
When the couch was around
Everyone hated it.
​
Then, one day,
Its influence expanded,
Like a malevolent force
It began to spread.
​
First, it tainted the carpet,
Absorbing its essence,
Leaving behind stains
That refused to fade.
​
Next, it infected the curtains,
Draping them with its foul touch,
Turning vibrant fabrics
Into dreary shadows.
​
The coffee table succumbed,
Its surface marred and scarred,
No longer a centerpiece,
But a victim of the couch's curse.
​
Even the walls weren't spared,
As the stench seeped into the paint,
Leaving behind a lingering reminder
Of the couch's presence.